Learning music, baseline beginning

So. Now I understand why people hate 'minikeys' when they buy a musical instrument.

It's because they're small.

(So obvious. Can you tell I was too anxious about work to get sufficient sleep last night?)

However, your muscle memory requires the spacing to be right.

I haven't played piano in nearly twenty years, but apparently I still remember enough of it to know that the spacing on this keyboard is wrong.

Why is this relevant?

Because I just recorded myself playing on my little keyboard (it is quite cute), to establish a baseline of my musical skills before I start learning how to make music.

Because I want to make something kind of like this, someday.

And here are my skills right now. A little embarrassing, but we're here to get better, not demonstrate knowledge.